Jaenelle's Quote Files Have a Happy Holidays and remember buy (RAIDER) brand products for loved ones this season. When you care enough to buy the very best. -Kari [Newbie] (1) Balagor: all this humming equipment. Can't someone teach them the words [Newbie] (Helper) DragonLyte: would u really want your pants to be able to talk [Newbie] [Q] (Helper) IceDragon: I can think of lots of nasty things they might say :P [Newbie]: just think about what secrets they might tell :P [Newbie] (1) Thantaris: "Stop poking me with that thing!" [Newbie] Balagor pants comment favorably on all the spare room down here. [Newbie] (15) Valderan: anyone remember lasher or valkur? or ladyeliza? those guys were old: [Newbie] (210) Lasher: I dont too much appreciate people trying to play the big man on newbie by antagonizing imms and I don't too much either like outright lies being told about me. [Newbie] (1) Palanvin: how do i have fun? Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'Student: "How long do you want this report to be?" ---- Teacher: "I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady's dress -- long enough to cover the subject, yet short enough to keep it interesting."' [HELPER] DragonLyte: *gives his computer some jolt in hopes it'll get hyper and go faster* [Ba'al] Rezit : Hi, I'm Rezit, be sure to watch, Aardwolf News, tonight at 11. <*]AMAZON[*> Parabolous Morgann : Nice use of commas. --Daoine-',{@ Delicate DawnVisage : I thhink they reproduced. [HELPER] Belmont: i would resent being called madam .. [HELPER] Citron: I don't like being called Sir, either, but I get it all the time :P [HELPER] Belmont: i *told* you to shave your *beard*. [Emerald] Errand : There are gamma rays in my soup. [HELPER] Arlinn: I went outside at midnight wearing nothing but a t-shirt and jeans... This 'winter' is a joke. [HELPER] Euphonix: what would you wear if it was warmer??? :) [HELPER] Whitdjinn: bad euph :P (Friend) Herald Talia: '(Friend) Foxy Fox Foxpaws: 'Gruntee, can I act like I joined Imperium so you can suck my dick too?'' [Newbie] (1) Thantaris: Whiiiisper, your pet's humping me :( (Imm) Grunter: is mudsex on this channel legal? [HELPER] DragonLyte: Hey can I log a complaint about you for kill stealing? (talking to vaulker) [HELPER] WindJammer: I could take Vulker, LadyEliza's the one you have to watch out for.. she plays rough :) [HELPER] Valkur: sure :P [HELPER] DragonLyte: Valkur purges the room! [HELPER] DragonLyte: *snuff [HELPER] Valkur: thats how real men kill steal [HELPER] WindJammer: Heck no, I could take Vulk :) Matter of fact I wanna see his death message with my name on it *grin* :) [HELPER] Whisper: hahaha [HELPER] DragonLyte: *wuv valkur* (Friend) SPCSB Galin: 'Why would you go down on your extended family?' (Friend) Sweet&Inno Nnod: 'i dont' listen el, i just thinkg you sound cute as button when you say fuck' (Friend) Ceiynt Enigma: 'I bet you look cute when your mad' 14 Dec 21:52 - Lil Sneaky WindJammer tells you 'You could take Vulker. He's a sucker for ladies. <-- (mutter quotes on helper)' [Emerald] Dispel Majic : I will *not* gargle it.. (Friend) SPCSB Galin: 'I'm a wonderful role model for today's youth. Aside from the smoking. And the drinking. And the swearing. And the occasional premarital sex.' YOU WERE SPAMMED. THE MUD KILLED IT INSTEAD OF DISCONNECTING YOU :) We wish to welcome you to our Helper family. :). We all wuv you very much <---on a rose ~-/Pyre\-~ Blackfell : okay who's sick joke was it to animate a heart mirror???!!!! [Newbie] (205) Euphonix: Insanity is contagious you know. You can get it from your children. (Friend) Mt. Craigath: 'Ugh. I always get tech channel confused with ftalk. And it makes me think I have boring friends.' (Imm) Lasher: I guess a sign at recall saying "Go down for santa!" could be misinterpreted? (Imm) Mr. Euphonix: Santa Claus tells you 'Sorry Euphonix, your name is not on my list.' Santa Claus is unaffected by Lasher's shocking bite! Santa Claus's slash does UNBELIEVABLE things to Lasher! [Newbie] (Helper) Wolfe: To see how many helpers are online, just ask an easy question ;) Sensual Seryna kisses Santa Claus passionately. <-----I think she liked her present? Thael kicks santa. <-----he didn't like his present? ;) (Imm) Dr. DragonLyte: Santa Claus looks uninterested in a pair of red silk panties. (Friend) SPCSB Galin: 'Nobody ever sends me armpit porn. :(' (Friend) Noah's Arkanes: 'We like to call it "user-friendly evilness"' 01 Jan 21:22 - SpoonyBard Kyro tells you 'You show the compassion of a piece of flaming toilet paper. :(' INFO: Their journey having come to an end, Karistanya is put to rest at the hands of Lasher. (Imm) Lasher: I have a thumprint on my armor, did someone attack me?' Jar Jar Binks says 'I have 2185605/11507065hp 29850/32000mn 0/100mv.' INFO: Let it be known to call that clan Vietnamese Whores (sucky sucky) has been founded! Just kidding, and we could have done without the typo giving it away too :) CLANINFO: Calabus has been appointed a leader of clan Masaki Clan Oops CLANINFO: Calabus is no longer a member of Masaki Clan. CLANINFO: Calabus has been appointed a leader of clan Enlightened Brotherhood of the Dominion Grisu, the silver baby dragon, starts singing "Happy birthday to Nnod ! Happy birthday to NnoooOdd!" Marriage tax: 15500 gold and 155 quest points. Congratulations! You are now married to WindJammer! [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as LadyEliza and WindJammer are married! ] ] ] [Newbie] (2) Eminem: so um, do I get any special treatment since i'm a rap star? [Newbie] (205) Euphonix: Maybe we can arrange music lessons. [Newbie] (2) Eminem: well my agent called me when he saw I was forsale on this here mud called aardwolf and I can't deal with that misrepresentation, y'know? =) [Newbie] (Helper) Talia: why am i not surprised eminem is demonic [Newbie] (1) Kaysa: don't mind me, i'm have to wait for quest.. and the best thing to do is to harrass helpers until next quest :P (Friend) Wildside's Audacity: 'better obey talia.. she's a god :p' (Friend) Herald Talia: 'goddess actually :P' (Friend) Wildside's Audacity: 'she might not have Zeus' lightning bolt but she's got a taser :P' (Friend) Herald Talia: 'The courier gives you A Lightning Bolt, sent by Loquacious LadyEliza.' (Friend): The clouds are torn apart to reveal Herald Talia, your new GOD! (Friend) Herald Talia: 'The courier gives you staff of lightning, sent by Loquacious LadyEliza.' (Friend) Herald Talia: 'The courier gives you a sparking lightning sword, sent by Loquacious LadyEliza.' (Friend) Wildside's Audacity: 'dang, eliza's in a crusade :P' (Friend) Herald Talia: 'The courier gives you an electric shield, sent by Loquacious LadyEliza.' (Friend) Mt. Craigath: 'No supercool eq for me, Le? Not even a shirt?' (Friend) Mt. Craigath: 'Hooray!' (Friend) Mt. Craigath: 'The courier gives you a red shirt, sent by Loquacious LadyEliza.' (Friend) Mt. Craigath: 'The courier gives you a Gamers Shirt, sent by Loquacious LadyEliza.' (Friend): You are cheered on by Herald Talia... you feel so loved! (Friend) Mt. Craigath: 'The courier gives you a raggedy shirt, sent by Loquacious LadyEliza.' (Friend) Wildside's Audacity: 'what she send now? :p' (Friend) Wildside's Audacity: 'well at least she's not sending bombs :P' You have sent Bomb to Audacity at a cost of 440 gold. You have sent a Mind Bomb to Audacity at a cost of 125 gold. (Friend) Herald Talia: '*peers at the wierdos on her flist*' (Friend) Damn Sexy Lithandril: 'a woman once asked me to die for her, i said i don't do that but i will sleep with your sister after you dump me' [HELPER] Wuff: I just finished my final's 2 weeks ago *beam* now Im 18 in 5 days :) [HELPER] Valkur: remeber to bath before you leave this time, 4 days of sitting filth is gross [HELPER] Malcore: I shower Daily! [HELPER] Wuff: sure sure mal [HELPER] Valkur: getting your hands wet from the condinsation on the pop cans does not count [HELPER] Valkur: neither is sweating from typing Yashiro (Warlock) tells the CLAN: 'do NOT go killin in vlad with autoloot on ;)' [ 84] Lasher: The best thing about a female slave auction is .. Board: General Date: Mon Dec 4 18:59:03 2000 To: all =========================================================================== .. being able to create gold. *oink* [ 85] Sirene: Re: The best thing about a female slave auction is .. Board: General Date: Mon Dec 4 19:00:20 2000 To: all Lasher =========================================================================== That mean you're going to bid? - Si [ 87] Lasher: Re: The best thing about a female slave auction is .. + Board: General Date: Mon Dec 4 19:07:14 2000 To: all Lasher Sirene =========================================================================== I will if the quality goes up. *hide* [ 88] Karistanya: The best thing about a female slave auction is .. + Board: General Date: Mon Dec 4 19:07:31 2000 To: all Lasher Sirene =========================================================================== *bslap lash* *gets deleted* weeeeeeeeeee (Imm) Dead Sexy Lantenon: That's low, Lash :P (Imm) Lasher shrugs helplessly. (Imm) Lasher: Get my shots in where I can. (Imm) Bremen: Lash'll just have to wait for the next male auction, as I'm the only one he truly wants. (Imm) Dennitsa Karistanya: well we always knew lash swung that way ;) (Imm) Dennitsa Karistanya: i hear brem looks mighty cute in a thong :P [ 88] Saphyre: The best thing about a female slave auction is .. + Board: General Date: Mon Dec 4 19:08:02 2000 To: all Lasher Sirene =========================================================================== *thinks there are some perks to being supreme ruler* like not having every female on the mud gating to you just to kick you. :P [Newbie] Cuddly Arlinn slaps a big pink NEEEEEEWBIE sticker on Mr. Euphonix's forehead! (Friend) Archmagus Korridel: 'anyone wanna see me wearing panties?' Archmagus Korridel barters: <*><|Crimson|><*> is selling One Slightly Used Clan (Level 1, Num 190). Current bid is 1,000,000 BrightBlade barters: not worth it... Demonblade barters: you would have to pay me to take it to the dump Dark Xzibit barters: They sold them (Imm) Ethereal Yashiro: Ok, does say count as a public channel? ;) because people asking for help in estonian is...hard ;) Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'yashiro, you dont speak estonian?' Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'and you are still Chaos warlock?' Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'something went wrong with votes..' Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'anything besides bashing estonians happened in last 30 minutes?' Yashiro (Warlock) tells the CLAN: 'I bash no estonians ;)' You tell the CLAN: 'what's estonian? is that a disease? ;)' Yashiro (Warlock) tells the CLAN: 'I bash Majic and Malagus though ;)' Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'nods, we are disease, we spread fast.. like virus' Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'and there is no cure' Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'cause we are too charming...' {chaos} Archmagus Korridel : WHoo, chaos is bashing estonians!! *heheheh* Korridel (Wizard) tells the CLAN: '*has estonian*' [Emerald] Dispel Majic : what is estonia?....lix :p Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'only associaton i have with word (fudge) is bear droppings...*hide*' Believe in TaiiRei says 'i'm naked here... grin' Fireseaker says 'I will peek a little' Fireseaker looks at Believe in TaiiRei. 05 Dec 23:57 - Jacky tells you 'wanna group ?' You tell Jacky 'if you wanna watch me sit in my manor and leave to quest and do newbie cr's sure ;) not getting many mobs killed though ;)' 05 Dec 23:58 - Jacky tells you 'okay' (Magical) The splattered brains of LadyEliza are lying here. <----well now I know why I"m so stupid :P' Enco (Magician) tells the CLAN: 'hmm australians...' Enco (Magician) tells the CLAN: 'where is australian?' You tell the CLAN: Is Australian a diesease? (Warlock) CLAN: Ethereal Yashiro THWAPS you for being a moron. [HELPER] Koliryn: rtkb cr done...didnt find any vowels though :P [HELPER]: c locate vowel... Nothing like that in heaven or earth. [Newbie] (205) Euphonix: Shit happens [Newbie] (1) Anarchyluver: but i killed wolfstar!! [Newbie] (210) Valkur: siris the one killing you guys? (newbies courus yes) INFO: Siris has been slain in the combat maze by Valkur. Lil' Napster barters: bid 13 Metallica's "Screw Napster" Token :P Talking Furby barters: bid 13 for the screw napster token! its just like the special night with dawnvisage token ! Napster is happily married to Metallica. (Pray) Ibico: 300 gold (Pray) The Ruiner: heart mirror (Pray) Zendalonii: ruiners body (Pray) Mr. Euphonix: for silence (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'College teaches you the value of a cigarette and makes you want to kill people that don't smoke them all the way down :P' [HELPER] DragonLyte: *growl* my mom's a pain [HELPER] Euphonix: My mom is not. [HELPER] DragonLyte: lucky euph, wanna trade? (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'I'm sick of having to limit myself to protect children. We care too much about children in this country. What about adults? The ones that SURVIVED Childhood? (More Bill Maher)' CLANINFO: The Amazon Queens have deemed Psychopath worthy as they extend their welcome into the Sisterhood with open arms. -=*)Dragon(*=- Keisotsu Nerces : Just whhat the clans need ... another Psychopath [Bard] Hard Rok : Just like women to accept someone who is crazy into their ranks. :P (Friend) Noah's Arkanes: 'lash, if I grovel will you slay me?' (-DoH-) Ahab : I've noticed that the members of this "wolf" clan seem to think they're more powerful than the rest of us... (-DoH-) Ahab : (not all DoHbies are idiots) [Newbie] (Helper) Alleria: wuff is not sour he is very sweet <----- do I ask how she learned this? Object 'lie' is type wand Extra flags: dark evil no-locate. <---the lie can't be located? that's one good lie! War Lord Vega quotes 'hehe lie detector proof' Hank Nobletalks: 'that would server you right :P' <--- server? *ponder* ;) Object 'malicious intention' is type trash Extra flags: glow evil no-locate melt-drop. <---- malicious intention is no locate, and it's trash? ;) Object 'vanity' is type wand Extra flags: dark evil no-locate. <---- I always thought vanity was easy to spot? I guess not...' Object 'lascivious touch' is type armor Extra flags: dark evil noremove no-locate. <---can't remove a touch? bet some people would like that ;) Object 'dishonesty' is type armor Extra flags: dark evil noremove no-locate. Worn take legs. <---dishonesty is worn on your legs? I guess it's an armor of a kind and can't be removed or located? *grin* Object 'deceit' is type key Extra flags: dark evil no-locate melt-drop nosave. <---nope decient can't save you [Newbie] (1) Anarchyluver: y do imms have a wolf tag on the end?? [Newbie] (1) Anarchyluver: isnt amazon a female sn clan? (Pray) Dragonfly: gods and goddesses, I come before you today in humble supplication, I know that in the past I have abused my rights to the newbie channel and had taken for granted what is a previlage, so now, I have come before you to beg for the return of access newbie talk channel CLANINFO: Glimmer sucks and has been outcast from wolf! Noriko (Charmer) tells the CLAN: 'i'm killing a doh'er..' Noriko (Charmer) tells the CLAN: 'Homer Simpson screams as the flames engulf him!! *inno*' (Imm) Parabolous Morgann: I hereby propose we change the name of miracle to Misunderstanding. Then it won't be so odd to get the xp back. [HELPER]: (Friend) Herald Talia: 'helpers are evil.' [HELPER] Claire: no..just some of them Mota is a dick! He creates wars I can't join! Fuck, paying tp! 5 7 5 [Newbie] (5) GodSmack: where do i get condoms? (Friend) Herald Talia: 'shit. i have to eat and drink :P' Yashiro (Warlock) tells the CLAN: 'I've been sexually abused!' You tell the CLAN: 'ewww yash... who would want to get close enough to you to touch you! :P' Fireseaker (Conjurer) tells the CLAN: '12 Dec 18:28 - Master Deagol tells you 'as a chaos helper, you have to help single class mages level, right? So level me'' Cir (Sorcerer) tells the CLAN: 'tell deagol that we can and must refuse powerlevelling weak chars' You have sent anarchy to Anarchyluver at a cost of 500 gold. (Friend) BigBadWolf: 'thats cuss we have been eating the elves, they are tasty' Spasmolyte Pottsdam tells the Elves: '(Friend) Kupan: 'ladyeliza needs to be tossed off a high rise building'' Gilmesh tells the Elves: '20k gp to the elf that brings me LadyE!' Lord Theoph tells the Elves: 'indeed......one is either an elf.......or something less :)' Alandra tells the Elves: 'I'm as normal as the next girl' Thundergod Legaia tells the Elves: 'What if the next girl is eliza?' (Friend) Tawsoi: 'but marajuana is NOT a drug...' (Friend) PeZ Addict Legaia: 'E, you're a channel CPR expert.' (Friend) Starling: 'heh eliza I'm surprised you know what 'motherrucker' means :P' (Friend) BigBadWolf: 'whoops! accidentally stepped on a dwarf, whoops, accidentally bumped into an elf and snapped it like a twig....' (Friend) BigBadWolf: '* tries to scrap the dwarf off of his foot*' (Friend) BigBadWolf: 'wolves are not stupid hik!!!!! and they never run!' (Friend) Hikaru: 'A frost wolf leaves south.A frost wolf has fled!' (Friend) PeZ Dealer BlackMagik: 'i ALMOST wish i was female so i could wear lip gloss... they have yummy flavors (Friend) Apprentice Wolfbane: 'don't give us the confused thing, we all know you're some brilliant mastermind who knows all and understands all:P' (Friend) BigBadWolf: 'if lasher was a box of cereal he would be frosted flakes, I on the other hand would be Count Chocula' (Friend) BigBadWolf: 'ya, and you would have to eat like 40 boxes of you to get the sugar content of me ;)' Detective Citron Nobletalks: 'It was a touching wedding. I proposed. He boggled at me. I told him he didn't have the guts to type accept. He typed accept.' [ [ [ Euphonix and Arlinn are proud to announce their adoption of Citron ] ] ] [ [ [ Just wait til they realize they now have a son in law as well ] ] ] Detective Citron Nobletalks: 'Nods, thats it. Also, I wanted someone to hold onto my aard when I remort. *nod self*' {HeavyArm} Striking Nobletalks: 'YAHOO i got lio's head' Varn gossips '*ponders how a Cheerleader has enough IQ left to mud?*' 15 Apr 14:17 - Disturbed Moonbender tells you 'And just cause they named an asylum after me, DOES NOT mean I am disturbed!' (Friend) PeZ Addict Legaia: 'That's okay, I got a computer.. Don't need a girlfriend.' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'i had to go thru a state trooper road block tonight and one of them were like you seem like you have been drinking' TheMachine Fufa quotes 'muhaha soon i will have 3rd tier sanc! fear em :P' INFO: Fufa just did something that hasn't been named yet. Rox for them etc! (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'oh you just use me and discard me like a tampon :(' (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'LE: We don't have one track sex minds. We're just sex very singuler sex in what we sex think sex about :)' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'when me and my gf get married and have kids, *if we do* and she pulls that stuff on me, SHE is gonna be sleeping on the couch' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'NO, i see it all the time, women are really mean and then they say it was my hormones' You tell your friends: 'it screws them up so badly that you go through even more mood swings than usual.' You tell your friends: 'it is one of the oddest things in the world cyclone...' You tell your friends: 'even regular mood swings are freaky :P' You tell your friends: 'i'll go from happy and cheerful and in the space of a second i went to depressed and sad for no reason :P' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'why ladyeliza ?' You tell your friends: 'like i know cyclone :P' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'Women r weird' You tell your friends: 'yep cyclone :)' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'my gf can get like that sometimes, she will just snap at you for no reason, not calling her for a few days seems to cure that prolbem' You tell your friends: 'that isn't nice cyclone :P' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'oh like last time, i was helping her clean her room, diong something she told me to do, then outta the blue she is like dont do that, then she freaks, so i left' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: '21' (Friend): You pat Class 5 Cyclone on his head. You tell your friends: 'i have freaked out at school before....always scared everyone ;)' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'that isnt cool' (Friend) 100% Cuthbert: 'freak out?...how?' You tell your friends: 'girly thing cuthy :)' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'i think women are 99% emotion, 1% rationality' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'i think i might go lift weights *shrug*' You tell your friends: 'there's a question cyclone....' You tell your friends: 'why are guys so obsessed with lifting weights :P' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'very important on also' You tell your friends: 'and you say we are weird :P' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'because something in my body tells me i need to just lift heavy objects to prove my manhood *flex*' (Friend): You pat Class 5 Cyclone on his head. (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'lets not get into which gender is weirder ladyeliza' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'trust me women r weird' You tell your friends: 'it all depends on your perspective cyclone ;)' You tell your friends: 'i can tell you i've met guys with egos so big that i just wanted to find a pin....' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'I have a healthy ego :)' (Friend): You look at Class 5 Cyclone and roll your eyes in disgust. (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: '*bah* the better i can do something the more my ego increases towards that activity' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'like with sex, i am the greatest *proclaim*' (Friend): You laugh at Class 5 Cyclone mercilessly. (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'you wouldnt even know ladyeliza :P' (Friend): You grin evilly at him. (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'or do you ? *inno*' (Friend): You blink innocently at Class 5 Cyclone. (Friend): PeZ Girly LadyEliza is a little innocent angel. (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'all girls claim that Ladyeliza, then you get them alone and *inno*' (Friend): You look at Class 5 Cyclone and roll your eyes in disgust. You tell your friends: 'another thing i don't understand :P why do guys have one track minds :P' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'i would definitely have to say women have more pent up sexual feelings' You tell your friends: 'cyclone i must admit you are one of the most honest males on my flist :P' (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'LE: We don't have one track sex minds. We're just sex very singuler sex in what we sex think sex about :)' (Friend): You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically. You tell your friends: 'what i think is screwed up is that if girls sleep around they are easy but if guys do it they are congradulated :P' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: '*nod* ladyeliza, kinda a catch 22 :)' (Friend) Starling: 'nod eliza, ppl are sexist like that' You tell your friends: 'what's that cyclone?' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'oh likes like if you do something your screwed or if you do the other thing your still screwed' You tell your friends: 'you were the one saying you wanted to get laid at prom starling :P' (Friend): You pat Class 5 Cyclone on his head. (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'Every guy wants to get laid at prom' (Friend) Starling: 'eliza: I wanted to get laid but I dont want to whore with every guy that comes along :P' You tell your friends: 'starling is female cyclone :P' (Friend): You grin evilly at her. (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'that is still a fact though' (Friend) Starling: 'speaking of whoring, one of my friends is whoring with this redneck sleaze scum and she thinks she's in love with him (it) and in reality he's just using her for pussy' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'oh and you wanna talk about guys with ego trips' (Friend) Starling: 'if it wouldnt upset her, I'd break his neck.' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'women have ego trips, like you go up to them at a bar, and your like Hey! and they are all like, what the hell you want, Most of those chics arent cute anyways' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'and cheerleaders ' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'i can do one' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'and its bad its like the cuter women are the more ego they have' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'women usually take what i mean the wrong way :)' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'women are like, the cuter they are the more likely they are to have a attitude of i can have any man here,' (Friend) Starling: 'eliza: you need to make out!' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'therefore i must conlude those women must be put in their place *innO* :P' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'there use to be a chic like that, that came to our frat house' You tell your friends: 'generally cyclone but i can tell you there are some really cute girls i know that think they are worth less than shit cause of what's been done to them.' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'just one day most of the guys were tired of her dissing on them and then wanting to come hang ou, we made fun of her so bad, she hasnt been back in 2 months' You tell your friends: 'cyclone that is soooo mean!' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'ladyeliza, just because someone treats you bad, doesnt mean you should not think yourself worthy' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'NO she was mean' You tell your friends: 'cyclone i can tell you what it does to your self confidence being told your a worthless brat every day you're alive :P' You tell your friends: 'some girls use the facade of being all that to hide that they are really scared....' (Friend): Miesiac Obyron listens to LadyEliza discourse about female psychology. (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'Heaven forbid someone make an assumption about females when men are stereotyped daily.' You tell your friends: 'i'm in an argueing mood obyron :P' (Friend) Starling: 'eliza: when they tell you you're a brat :P tell them to fuck off' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'i have alyways wondered why women are called the fairer species, there is nothing fair about women' (Friend) Starling: 'we're fair in appearance (most of us) but unfair in romance policies :P' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'yeah i know starling' You tell your friends: 'personally i find it really fun to watch guys gettting manipulated by their gf's ;)' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'women use sex as a tool to get what they want' (Friend): You grin evilly at him. (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: '*nod* ladyeliza i try to avoid that but sometimes its just unavoidable' (Friend) Starling: 'eliza: I dont (usually) use sex as a tool' (Friend) Noah's Arkanes: 'I like getting manipulated by girls' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'i have figured out how to manipulate women' (Friend) Starling: 'it actually pisses me off to see my girl friends turning their bf's into mindless pussywhipped idiots' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'you have to make them think the thing you actually want is the thing they want' (Friend) Noah's Arkanes: 'especially when they do that tounge thing *inno*' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: 'and it works, well sometimes' (Friend) Starling: 'this one friend of mine - Ben - is dating another of my friends and he is unbelievable pussywhipped' (Friend) Starling: 'it's so annoying to watch them all over each other!' (Friend) Starling: 'I'm never like that with my bf, except in private, and usually not even then' (Friend) Class 5 Cyclone: '*Nod* starling those kind of men are weak. i brb my gf wants me to clean her room so we can have sex later *innO*' An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up, some fooling around and some simply just idling... The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces... The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes... (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'This is about as organized as a bowel movement...' Khoteth MUSIC: 'music chan: the place to pick up chicks :p' (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'LE: I don't wear dresses though I look cute in a broomstick skirt.' (Friend): Starling and LadyEliza grab Cuthbert, tie his hands up, and dress him in a pink dress and pink shoes, and they top it all off with a nice pink hair bow. (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'Why you ask? Because I'm friendly and helpful, and if you disagree with me, I'll slit your fucking throat.' (Friend): Precia is going to leak Precia Stuffings... :( One Winged Feathy barters: i want my nuts back (Friend) =AgEnT= Wolfstar: '"types who" taps nine people on the head, saying "crazy crazy crazy...", taps one on the head saying "woohoo, sane", goes back to "crazy crazy crazy..." :P' Gomer gossips 'anyone got a velvety bench i can buy?' (Gemote) : You love Seuss says 'please, lets keep this channel ladye-free' Arlinn Nobletalks: 'I should sell keyboards. Apparently they break every hour :)' Innocent! Arlinn Nobletalks: 'Sorry. I fear there are no imms online who listen to this channel :)' PeZ Addict Legaia Nobletalks: 'That's why I don't trust women.. I don't trust anything that bleeds its whole life, and never dies.' (Friend) Noah's Arkanes: 'sprites are sexy. No boobs, of course, but sexy anyway' The Angel Lance Nobletalks: 'of course I once payed 24M for a trophy from the head of Talia :)' (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'Going to the little bunnies' room :) AFK a minute :)' (Friend) Starling: 'snicker wolfie...if we gave eliza a vocab test with all cuss words on it, she would get an F :P' (Friend) Miesiac Obyron: 'I'm not very quotable.' (Friend) Rum by the Galin: 'So anyways, I was out having my testicles laminated the other day...' (Friend) Pyromaniac Korben: 'I'm gonna laugh when he's 45 and a person asks if he's ever had sex, and he says "yes, but not with a human :P"' (Friend) Noah's Arkanes: 'it's easier to have a baby than to get a damn credit card, and we all know how easy that is' Personal board has been temporarily disabled to allow Imm Whisper to catch up with 240 notes. Thank you for your understanding. Please DO Not attempt to write a note to Whisper during this time. Thagor Tech: Perhaps Tech isn't the most convincing place to talk about how buff you are? Chaotic Leonassan Tech: I hate it when I'm working out and get sweat on the mouse (Friend) 100% Cuthbert: 'remember, if I should die before I wake...bury me with the computer ;)' 14 May 00:42 - Coriander tells you 'Why?I'm friendly as a rabid ox. :(' Bremen tells the Elves: 'LadyE frightens me.' One Winged Feathy Nobletalks: 'i lost my virginity to an inanimate object' (Friend) Paksenarrion: 'Bah. You only want to play with my nuts.' (Friend) PeZ FrEaK Tawsoi: 'the more I think about chicks the lower my IQ becomes...' (Friend) =AgEnT= Wolfstar: 'anyone want to tell me why the female human slave has the keyword vilgan?' (Friend) 100% Cuthbert: 'why do you people persectue me just 'cause I want boobs =(' (Friend) Charybdis: '*sigh* I'm too aardwolfianised (Friend) Rum by the Galin: 'That's not sad! Cows are great in bed!' (Friend) Rum by the Galin: 'I'm a nice bastard, though.' Anomaly has enhance armor practiced to 100% and would be *delighted* to assist you upon request! Send a tell today! Arlinn: OK, Ok. It was my style, but the gecho about Anomaly was not me. Please stop sending me tells :) Innocent! Arlinn Nobletalks: 'shall I freeze you, so you have time for your learning ? :)' Schoeffana Nobletalks: 'No fighting a battle of wits against unarmed opponents, let's be nice' (Friend) Starling: '(Friend) Coriander: 'Starling, ask LadyEliza to unignore me. Tell her that the amount of time that I spend calling her a dirty bitch proves how important she is to me.'' .:|Wolf|:. Innocent! Arlinn : Sure, Ripfang. Didn't you know, that DoH only rents their hall from Tanelorn ? DoH doesn't earn anything. All the taxes are spent for Imm parties. Why else should we keep you :) .:|Wolf|:. Belmont : well there's gas breathing a room full of dohbies. leave me the simple pleasures in life. [Newbie] Citron: Okay, I admit it, Oby, I told them about the time with the three sprites and the toothbruth CLANINFO: Lasher is no longer a member of The Wolf Administration. CLANINFO: Lasher has been appointed a leader of clan Order of the Bard Chill, just testing a donate room bug :) CLANINFO: Lasher is no longer a member of Order of the Bard. CLANINFO: Lasher has been appointed a leader of clan The Wolf Administration (Friend) RedVoodoo: 'I love telnet like I love 3am sex : (' INFO: Demilasher has been killed by Lasher. (Imm) PIMPIN' Lasher sings 'I'm a little teapot short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my ... _Other_Handle_??? FUCK. I'm a sugar bowl' [Newbie] Arlinn: *grins evilly and plots the deletion of LE* tHé qÚÌçK ßrÓWñ fõX JÚm¶s ÖVéR tHë /àZÝ dØG (Imm) Claire: but! did you know that the pigs penis is shaoped like a corkscrew? [Newbie] Elmdor: no child, reading a woman's mind is like the time on a clock..it changes every second *inno* [Newbie] Citron: reading a man's mind is listening to a windstorm. There's nothing but air and bluster. *inn* [Newbie] Claire: you gonna stay at 1 forever LE? [Newbie] Lasher: I exist?! Ack. [Newbie] Wakanena: i got 2 go this mud is 2 packed and gay [Newbie] Jill: most code bases dont have a sexual preference' [Newbie] Claire: that is because you are on this channel for entertainment LE INFO: ORCWARRIOR HAD SEX WITH A DEAD SQUIRREL! [Newbie] Twiztid: *sigh* where have all the helpers gone? into new hershey's cookies and cream? 25 Aug 21:26 - An immortal tells you 'post a '$n welcomes you to Aardwolf' new social to 'imm' and say Lasher said it was to be free.' Virgo Arlinn Nobletalks: 'I am joining DOH.' [Newbie] Vahn: what is this muds homepage? [Newbie] Lasher: www.hotchix.com [Newbie] Lasher: hard to get laid with smurfberry breath. --Daoine-',{@ We all wuv Torasin : I droopped out of school to play aard, so I'll be damned if I'm quitting now. (Retribution) Jaz Tamer Zendalonii : at least all I did was get a divorce <|>Rhabdo<|> Highpriest Charybdis : I failed yr12, got myself put in a mental institute so I could play aard and pool more.. <|>Rhabdo<|> Highpriest Charybdis : Cerevail (Eclipse Lord) tells the CLAN: 'I declined a threesome to play aard :P (King Bee)' (Friend) Obyron: 'LE: I can't help being a genius.' (Gossip) Grumpy Lasher sings, "I was gonna fix the bugs in the mud, but then i got high" [Newbie] (3) Riesz: about sex [Newbie] (Helper) Vladia: Sorry, we don't have a help file for that. :) [We ARE working on the idea of a money-trivia. More details to come, unless they don't.] Spart is tiering: (Imm) Captain Spartacus: sorry bout that Claire - first time... (Imm) MudMom Claire: I know hon...but I was gentle, and I promise to respect you in the morning The delivery boy hands A perfect white rose to you. 09 Sep 15:50 - Lasher tells you 'Hey there ladyeliza, Read the card on your rose. ('Read card')' Welcome to Aardwolf ladyeliza. Type 'help map' to see a map of the world that will help in quests etc. Hope you enjoy your stay here! [Ba'al] Meta : Nobody else really likes America, America is that rich kid at school everyone is friends with just to get stuff You receive 300 bonus experience points because Rohell crashed the mud, ask him not to do it again. Aurora gossips 'it doesnt hurt bein generous and helpful once in a while elliza' Lasertag: Lasher has been removed for being sux at lasertag! [HELPER] Belmont: you told your girlfriend to type outfit? [Newbie] (1) Fuffa: well gonna be a real SN :) [Newbie] (1) Fuffa: and then i be like fufa :) (Friend) Shut Up, Talia: 'hehe, pwipe the world' (Friend) Lil Sneaky WindJammer: 'When Bush messes up, he will go cry to Daddy Bush. Then Daddy will save the day, and buy him war toys to keep him happy.' dust bunny Toonster tells the Elves: 'i'm a sleepy elf!' You tell the Elves: 'Go to sleep then Toony, and drag noriko with you. *duck*' dust bunny Toonster tells the Elves: 'nahh...i don't sleep with male' Seuss whispers: 'Ladyeliza is the poster child of chaos.' <|>Rhabdo<|> Dashiell : got another goat? mine just got raped by rudolph :( [Sn00bie] Nightshadow: who is the most powerful supernewbie around? [Sn00bie] Belmont: hmm, let's see. Hp:[80585/80585] Mn:[30640/30640] Mv:[30405/30405] [Newbie] (210) Lasher: people call me a lot of things, but 'sweet' isnt usually on the list :) [HELPER] Saphyre: FLUFF. my chair broke again. the back keeps falling off. [Newbie] (1) Piggy: and I'd much rather be having sex than mudding but thats rather off the points {chaos} Sizzling Trey : i'm glad you aren't like the girls in Estonia, LE :P <|>Rhabdo<|> Dawnreaver Nightfall : he finds out I'm a male and whats the first thing he does? Wiggle his ass at me. [HELPER] Metria: Celesta has made me a very happy birdy (for the last five years as well as tonight) so I'm gonna go away now and buy her some toast. [HELPER] Metria: Raw toast, actually, but we'll make it into toast [HELPER] Metria: Of course. What else would you make toast with except raw toast? [Sn00bie] Wolfe: Valk usually does the cooking, actually. But we're sick of eating SNs. [HELPER] Terpsichor: so like Magemaker when you go out with someone do say say something like: tonight I'm going to make you a Mage! ;P WindJammer: Simply put, to stop a helper that's a raider, you have them type 'findcorpse'. They will be linkdead for hours. [Newbie] (9) Beartfull: If there is such a thing as reincarnation I thought maybe I'd like to be a dog when I come back but now,...thinking about it,...Knowing my luck, My ex gfs would come back as ticks Ivar just sent you a tell. 23 Sep 18:29 - Ivar tells you 'More of a person than you'll ever be and more of a mob than you'll ever kill!' (Friend) Kipper Terrill: 'I'm glad there are no kippers around here.' (Friend) Kipper Wolfe: 'Nope, no kippers here.' (Translucent) (White Aura) (Linkdead) Whisper is sitting on a wooden road sign. (Friend) Sunsoar: 'Shhhh, be very very quiet, I'm hunting woobits ;)' Remort Auction: Bid of 696 Qp on hehehehehehehe... 69! (Level 69) going twice. (Imm) Grumpy Lasher: Sec, in a debate with Ayla, she thinks she should get a backup BEFORE she puts out. (Imm) Grumpy Lasher: err, backrub that was (wasn't quite as funny with the typo I suppose) [HELPER] Claire: okay ...no taping female heleprs to the wall on the helper channel ;pp we have an image to maintain Valkur gossips 'naw.. lashers got a cybernetic brain implant.. the mud is running on his head... err i mean server' --Daoine-',{@ Princess Thantaris : My gooat dumped me :( [Newbie] (3) Yiri: My mommy always tell me, "Never take Aardwolf equipment from strangers" INFO: Ivar starts upon the path of mental advancement and enlightenment! INFO: All please welcome Dirtwormjr, Aardwolf's newest adventurer! [HELPER] Wolfe: I see a paternity suit brewing here... [HELPER] Dirtworm: hehe, everyone hide your eyes, you don't wanna see the abuse about to happen :P [HELPER] Amerasu: makes ya wonder who the mom is :P [HELPER] Terrill: wormette? [HELPER] Wolfe: Aren't worms hermaphrodites? *inno* [Newbie] (1) Dirtwormjr: Dirtworm abducted me! [Newbie]: Well... they do say most kidnappings are done by the non custody parents... [HELPER]: Dirtwormjr has been nochannelled by an immortal. [HELPER] Amerasu: aww.. he wouldnt obey? [HELPER] Amerasu: durn children! [HELPER] Amerasu: is he grounded now? (notes character is frozen) [HELPER]: You put your kid in the the freezer? CHILD ABUSE! ;) [HELPER] Amerasu: man.. when you ground someone yer not kidding eh! [HELPER] Amerasu: mental note: don't upset daddy dirtworm.. [HELPER]: tsk tsk. He didn't even get the race right! How can he be yours? ;) (Imm) Grumpy Lasher: Anyone here met vladia irl? (Imm) Grumpy Lasher: Will probably meet her this weekend. (Imm) Grumpy Lasher: Trying to find out whether she puts out or not. (Imm) Absolut Citron: well, do you sometimes wish she wasn't your sister so you could do her? Lynis gossips 'is there any good spirited druid that could cast life chant' Eraser gossips 'as far as i know there aren't any good spirited druids...they all nuetral :p' Deathlace gossips 'you obviously havn't met windjammer' Deathlace gossips 'or jaegar' (Imm) Lil' Devil Vilgan: nods looking for a blowup doll of a female goat on the internet (Friend) FuzzyWuzzy Wolfbane: 'Dispel BlackMagik tells you 'All your ships are belong to us.' You tell Dispel BlackMagik 'All your wenches are belong to us :p'' (Friend) FuzzyWuzzy Wolfbane: 'Be a nail then. nails never screw up :p' (Friend) FuzzyWuzzy Wolfbane: 'Or down, but that's to be expected.' You give a paycheck to Lil Sneaky WindJammer. Lil Sneaky WindJammer exclaims 'Finally!' A giant bird flies over and drops something on your head....its a Dirtworm! Dirtworm digs a hole in the ground and disappears. (Imm) Icecool: but then we can always Teepee Euphonix's office:p (Imm) Icecool: ooo..I got his palace key! (Imm) Icecool: Euphonix's Palace <-- I'm in!:p A great flushing sound and Icecool is flushed. (Imm) Icecool: Take me back! I gotta leave my trade mark!:p (Imm) Sir Dellis: what was that? (Imm) Euphonix: icecool ending up in the sewer (Imm) Icecool: Yeah..the "garbage dump" [Newbie] (4) Lubai: lo-qua-cious (lo-kwa'shes) adj. Very talkative; garrulous. [Newbie] (210) Valkur: yes.. we have cybernetic monkeys named helpers [Newbie] (210) Valkur: monkeys dont do gold :) Lamoxes (Branch) tells the CLAN: 'i'm taking wj's woman from him *duck' (Imm) Wolfe: Real Life only differs in that it's less stressful. Valkur answers 'you mean i can delete thedude :) you made my night' about Harry Potter (Imm) Valkur: back in my day.. wizards were hermits and learnt magic by selling thier soul.. not going to some trendy british isle and live in a castle paid for by the state .:|Wolf|:. Valkur : baby blue is my gay clubbing shirt (Talking about LadyEliza) [17 Nov 20:02:28] [Newbie] Vladia: No, no, she's just an mprog, ignore her. :) o-}HooK{-o Mesohonay Ruiner : {Imperium} You sure are cute, wish i was related to ya so we could kiss (Friend) Wolfe: ''Mistress' comes somewhere between 'Mister' and 'Mattress' in the dictionary. Hmm.' Dark Lady Vladia asks 'Probably not. Tell me, LE, do you look better in ketchup or worcestershire sauce?' CLANINFO: Claire is no longer a member of The Wolf Administration. The system time is Mon Nov 19 18:02:15 2001 Oto questions 'omg eliza i thought u were windjammers wife!' (Friend) Wolfe: 'I have Str 500/350 Int 500/350 Wis 500/350 Dex 500/350 Con 500/350 Luck 500/350. Should I rebuild?' (Friend) Wolfe: 'I could port you into 9 hells if that helps, Ellie.' (Friend) Wolfe: 'Actually, Hell doesn't deserve that.' (Imm) Dark Lady Vladia: I'd blow Ivar for that much freakin' gold to spend on a hallowed light. [Newbie] (5) Rift: Before, hallowed lights went thousands by the wasteside in the donation rooms, clogging up the mud's memory and speed, causing lag. Now, they're the greatest fad since Tickle-Me-Elmo ... (the story tonight at 10?) [Newbie] (5) Rift: The wolf administration has had no comment, but sources close to the administration say that the fad will soon reach levels where hallowed lights will be sold on E-bay for price values reaching up to 200,000 gold. [Newbie]: 4.5 million actually rift ;) (newsbreak) [Newbie] (5) Rift: Newsbreak, Wolf Administration admits to 4.5 million dollar hallowed-light sale (tabloids) [Newbie]: It was Lasher's hallowed light! (inside source) [Newbie] (5) Rift: Tommorow's front page tabloids read: "Lasher gives away personal hallowed light, valued at 4.5 million gold! ... now that's a SpIcY meatball!" [Newbie] (5) Rift: Citron sells hollowed light for 1,000,000! .. causing mass price deflation as the wolf administration takes more money away from the public. :-) [Newbie] (9) Rift: Can't I cast 'lend health' on myself? Why is that so weird? Its called 'DEFICIT SPENDING' ;) I promise.. to pay back the health, _later_ ;) (Friend) Shut Up, Talia: 'ladyE is mean. :P' (Friend) Muffin Man Madwand: 'and I was like wow... the sun has a dildo...' (Friend) FuzzyWuzzy Wolfbane: 'I should. I've collected more Bards then a royal ballroom :p' (Friend) Shut Up, Talia: 'yes, in v2, you have to leave your manor at least once every 10 ticks or your char is deleted *inno*' Discordant Rendiew barters: and there's the pants LE wears.. +2 wis, that means she keeps them on when I wear my +2 luck pants. (Friend) (Incog) Obyron: '*aff* Testosterone Sets affect "Typical Male" for 291 hours.' (Friend) PeZ FrEaK Tawsoi: 'sometimes I wear women's underwear' Wiccan Shera tells the Elves: 'BAH! elves are better when the woman is on top...otherwise the ears get in the way' (Friend) Lil Sneaky WindJammer: 'I wore LadyEliza out and had to get a new one?' (Friend) Santa WindJammer: 'I'm confused enough, really.' (Friend) Dark Lady Vladia: 'Yes, but you're male, Wind. It's a natural state for you. :)' (Friend) Dark Lady Vladia: 'Bah. I never wear a bra.' 31 Dec 23:53 - *Hop* Dekster tells you 'If I do I'll shoot my peepee off.' The system time is Tue Jan 1 00:00:03 2002 Ruiner (Captain) tells the CLAN: 'i need something to put in my mouth and suck on, afk for some sex' (Friend) Clueless Cerevail: 'I think LOTR beats a night of sex though.. :P' (Friend) Clueless Cerevail: 'nah Im off again, gonna hang around bars in womens clothing with my gf.' (Friend) Clueless Cerevail: 'today its thong time!' Valkur answers 'arlinn was from europe i would not count on them showing up' Valkur answers 'citron is female.. too evil to be male' HoleyMoley RoleyPoley answers 'I am a 56 year old man pretending to be a female char.' Mockingbird (Elder Druidess) tells the CLAN: 'i'm double dosing on the birth control pills tonight :P' Dilligaf (Elder Druid) tells the CLAN: 'TOUL!?!?! ' Touline (Hierophant) tells the CLAN: 'wohoo :)' 08 Jan 22:27 - FuzzyWuzzy Wolfbane tells you 'I do! Honest. Cross my wings and hope to flitter.' Global restore requested by Enigma in honor of Jaenelles 18th birthday (Friend) Wolfe: '18M in my pockets. I have to employ two people to hold my trousers up. :P' (Friend) Wolfe: '*snicker* Yeah? Well, I faked my orgasms! Every one of em!' (Friend) (Incog) Obyron: 'What do you mean you faked them?' (Friend) (Incog) Obyron: 'What the hell was I swallowing then?' (Friend) Wolfe: 'You don't want to know ;)' (Friend) Wolfe: 'I had had too much to drink, as you well know ;)' (Friend) Wolfe: 'According to my map, it just says "Here be Dragons" West of the atlantic.' [HELPER] Valkur: ahh ok ignore me then [Newbie] (10) Cylipso: can someone go to the amusment park and get my corpse from the horror house attendant? [Newbie] (210) Valkur: i would but.. it is scary to go in there' WindJammer (Elder Druid) tells the CLAN: 'Nods, I bought Dill out when Kari gave me a deal. 100K/hour, both ways.' (Friend) Clueless Cerevail: 'Maybe I should dump my gf so i can pup more :P' [Newbie] (1) Aquarian: who programmed Ivar? [Newbie] (Helper) WindJammer: Jaenelle's evil twin. Orix is auctioning Some Leggings skinned from the heart of the heart of the head of Some Boots skinned from Some Gloves skinned from the head of the head of the brains of the heart of Zombie of the guts of a half-formed troll arm (Level 112, Num 180). Current bid is 1. .:|Wolf|:. Aussie Euphonix : LOL...Male brains are a myth ^X.u{N}t.I^ Meztli Cihuacoatl THWAPS Untitled Thantaris for being a moron. <----An xunti on gclan! (Friend) Savant Wolfe: 'THOUGHT OF THE DAY: If you auctioned yourself, your family, your house AND all it's contents on Ebay, you would still be worth less than just one of Jennifer Lopez's pubic hairs would be.' (Friend) Savant Wolfe: 'I think there's a lesson for all of us in that. *nod self*' (Friend) Savant Wolfe: 'I just like expanding people's quotefiles. :)' (Friend) Savant Wolfe: 'I don't need a plural for penis. I only intend to see the one, ever.' (Friend) SpriteDoom Talia: 'make hotwings: set a half-griffon on fire!' CLANINFO: Wolfe sucks and has been outcast from wolf! (Friend): Fallen Wolfe tells the man eating wolfen "Sorry, I'll have to let you go. If you want a reference..." [Newbie] (Helper) Grzzl: don't listen to Jaenelle, she's a mobprog (Friend) Dark Lady Vladia: 'Absofuckinglutely.' (Friend) SpriteDoom Talia: 'Jaenelle is really my alt.' (Friend) Noah's Arkanes: 'jaenelle is my jailbait california ho' (Friend) SpriteDoom Talia: 'I like the anal wuvvin!' (Friend) SpriteDoom Talia: 'i need the hot oral licking of a hermaphrodite like sasami' There is a loud bang, and Morrigu appears in midair and falls to the floor. He'll get it right eventually. [HELPER] Terrill: shoot...I shoulda animated the guts of WJ :) [Newbie] (Helper) WindJammer: Winning against a laughing mob, is like having a discussion with your wife. You discuss it, then we compromise and do it her way. Dirtworm digs a hole in the ground and disappears. The system time is Mon Feb 25 21:27:45 2002 (Friend) Sir Dellis: 'well, did you see when i had the bras on my head? that bra was Fredericks :)' (Friend) Sir Dellis: '2 black lace, 1 white lace, and well, *shivers at the thought*....' (Friend) Sir Dellis: 'okay, i had Zendalonii's, Mynx's, Talia's and Mirrim's bra on my head at one time...the catapult being Mirrim's bra' (Imm) Trothkin Durgan: I tried to learn all Citron's secrets..spent a week dressed up as a weasel... (Imm) Goodlookin Ancilar: weasels are like ferrets, but with a mean streak a mile wide! (Imm) Trothkin Durgan: yep, all evil people prance..it's well known. 25 Feb 22:53 - Dark Lady Vladia tells you 'Heh. You know what's bad? I don't remember saying most of the things I've said in these quotefiles. :)' (Friend) Dark Lady Vladia: 'Nah, not interested in cock cages.' (Friend) Fallen Wolfe: 'Cock cages. Erm. No, I don't WANT to know.' (Friend) (Incog) Obyron: 'Wolfe: Cockadoodledoo.' (Friend) Dark Lady Vladia: 'Okay, I must admit that the 'Joys of Masturbation' book is scary.' (Friend) Dark Lady Vladia: 'Oh my gods, there's a guide on how to care for your sex toys. Now I /have/ seen everything.' (Friend) KitsuneSan Korridel: 'so THATS why lil boys can run faster... they have ball berrings and a stick shift!' (Friend) Fallen Wolfe: 'Jae: "The first step to wisdom is 2s2w2sed;train" doesn't have the same ring :P' (Friend): (Incog) Obyron quotes, "I HAVE SEEN THE BLOOD/SPILLED/THE GROUND DRINKS IT/THIRSTY/THE SKY RAINS BLOOD/DRIPPGIQHRETKQWEHTALWEKHTAW;LI6H442; 6IH326/SORRY. MY CAT JUMPED ON THE KEYBOARD." (Friend) FuzzyWuzzy Wolfbane: 'That wasn't a moment, it was more like three shakes of a cat's tail.' (Friend) The Lady Amerasu: 'especially since the dutch word for subtract and jerk off are the same already..' 27 Feb 17:00 - Birdbrain Metria tells you 'Now I own your soul! *cackle*' (Friend) Mt. Craigath: 'Hi Mirrim, you no good dumbass stupid slut, horsefucking shit queen, bitchwhore skanky cuntslut dumbfuck streetho fuckrag son-of-a-bitch goddamned hellwhore dumbass dogsucker cockfucker cuntrag shitlicker. ' (Imm) Elusive Ayla goes: _____ |_ _| n (O O) n H _|\_/|. . H . . o O ( V2.1 Lasher ) nHnn/ \___/ \nnHn \__\/| |\/__/ (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: Please excuse Ayla if she ignores you, I predict link problems in her future. (Imm) Elusive Ayla: here's where i get banned from the mud... (Imm) Terrill: weather bulletin--hard freeze expected for Florida region. (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: No shit. (Imm) Elusive Ayla: that's not just the sudden icy chill in the room? (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: You dont. (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: Sudden chill? Did someone ask you for sex? (Imm) V2.1 Lasher peers intently at Elusive Ayla. (Imm) V2.1 Lasher hrmphs for no apparent reason. (Imm) Elusive Ayla: you better not...after that comment =) (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: 11?! fuck that. (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: Edith (CLAN .:|Wolf|:.): 'this shit sucks ass :P' (Imm) Engineer Edith: Absolut Citron utters the words, 'change sex'. (Imm) Sir Dellis: he is a cute Edith :) [Newbie] (9) Geryon: Hezkezl, don't be inflating Vladia's ego. It already has a port all it's own... :) (Friend) Ceiynt Enigma: 'girls scare me' You tell LordEliza '*ponders* eliza doesn't seem a very 'lordy' name :P' 28 Feb 18:48 - The Lady Amerasu tells you 'have you been arrested?' Spouse: Windjammer goes: _____ |_ _| n (O O) n H _|\_/|. . H . . o O ( The flu ) nHnn/ \___/ \nnHn \__\/| |\/__/ (Friend) Birdbrain Metria: 'If I can hear your car stereo before I can see your car, you need to crash your car and die.' The system time is Fri Mar 1 20:47:35 2002 [Newbie] (Helper) WindJammer: Steal my spouse. You can keep her. (Friend): Abba WindJammer waits for the day Lash renames Newbie to "Kinky Sex Chat". (Friend) Dark Lady Vladia: 'hey, whips and straps are /necessary/ for keeping Newbies in line.' (Imm) Jaz Tamer Zendalonii: shrug, I panicked cause I couldnt remort then realized I forgot to sh (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: coz you know dragoncon will be full of stupid twats walking around dressed like elves and dr spoc. I'll have to take some medication not to kill them :) (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: Maerchyng (CLAN .:|Wolf|:.): 'this wedding is gonna be great! Can i come as klingon? (Friend) Fallen Wolfe: 'I need a cigarette. I'll be back in 10. If Ellie hasn't beaten everyone to death by this point ;)' [HELPER] Vladia: I'm fairly sure that's the first time I accidentally healed the aggro instead of the newbie. (Friend) Abba WindJammer: '"I know a spouse that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everbody's.... "' Squished Drifter quotes 'the blank ..... come from when u strangled him jaenelle?' Abba WindJammer quotes 'Strangle? Should see her throw things when she's angry. She misses.. really bad :P' (Friend) Birdbrain Metria: 'I know just enough french to get me slapped' [HELPER] Bobo: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Brujah Curses: 'Nothing says I love you like a spanking with a 10,000 dollar bill.' Vladia gossips 'Depends on whether the spankee gets to keep the 10,000 dollar bill afterwards.' Vladia gossips 'Heh. Slight mischan.' Ivar gossips 'oh come now vladia you know i dont mind people watching us' Vladia gossips 'Yeah, but you could at least give me half the profits when you charge admission!' (Friend) Abba WindJammer: 'Help me. I can't go wizinvis from the little ones. They've taken my sanity. They've taken my mind, but they have not taken my common sense. That's why we have new helpers to abuse. Duh.' (Friend) Hexy Shala: 'i never typo' Rodan gossips 'I do not need a helm of true site, I do not need a helm of true site I do not need a helm of true site.' Fallen Wolfe gossips 'Helm of true site? What's it do, show IP addys?' (Friend) The Lady Amerasu: 'heh, I always consider helper channel a bit of a "teachers lounge"' (Friend) The Lady Amerasu: 'the place where ya talk about the good and the bad students.. without having to be politically correct' (Imm) Absolut Citron: Well, Torture, mutilate and destroy are such harsh terms for what I do...I'm a kinder, gentler inquisition! (Friend) Birdbrain Metria: 'I don't have cooties OR feather mites!' The system time is Sat Mar 9 16:53:31 2002 (Friend) Fallen Wolfe: 'Ellie, to be honest? I can't imagine there being MUCH silence near you ;)' 09 Mar 19:59 - Elorion tells you 'do you ever sleep, or do you keep mudding 24hours a day (lol)!' (Friend) Nympho Nnod: 'vladiabait?' Ecstasy Morrigu fails in his attempts to choke La'quv Siris. [1] Ecstasy Morrigu's slash does UNBELIEVABLE things to the kitten! [321280] [1] Absolut Citron's slash does UNBELIEVABLE things to a small kitten! [173249] Absolut Citron quotes 'You grab hold of Morrigu's neck and choke him to unconsciousness! Morrigu goes to sleep.' Ecstasy Morrigu quotes 'Citron grabs hold of your neck and chokes you to unconsciousness!' [1] Absolut Citron's backstab does UNBELIEVABLE things to the kitten! [1144128] 10 Mar 21:04 - Precia tells you 'You know you level slow when JAENELLE levels faster! ;)' The system time is Mon Mar 11 23:32:19 2002 VLADIA IMMS!!!! (Imm) PoorAbused Morrigu goes: . (__) /oo\________ \ / \ \/ / \ \_|___\_|/.\ || YY| o ' || || O <== You ^^ ^^ [Newbie] (14) Kirot: What's up with the warhorses all over the place? [Newbie] (210) Valkur: stampede (Imm) Insane Malcore: lasher? (Imm) Rok: Yes? [Newbie] (5) Aramil: yup leftovers are great after being nuked [Newbie] (Helper) Vinatia: dont say nuke with valkur around! it turns him on! SvladCjelli barters: could someone auction Ivar, please? (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: Ayla says I have to be more sensitive. (Imm) ugly buG Cassin: now rules are void? (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: No, I just have to nuke you with a smile. (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: I said if I ever find my feminine side, I'm going to fuck it. :) (Imm) Absolut Citron: Let's take a vote, who wouldn't start twitching uncontrollably and think they were in a delusional world if Lasher was more sensitive? (Imm) Elusive Ayla: I certainly would! (Imm) Whisper: yeah, you would have to ask ...WHO IS THIS?? (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: listen ho, you getz ur sensitive when u needz it (Imm) Whisper: that was his sensitive side..did ya see it? (Imm) Elusive Ayla: is THAT what that was? (Imm) Absolut Citron: I blinked and must have missed it :P (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: I've seen those 'obedience schools' on www.painsluts.com (I'm sure that exists). (Imm) Elusive Ayla: yeah, we tried discipline school..he just came back with a whip... (Imm) Absolut Citron: See, you just need to throw him back and get you one like mine ;) (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: No point saying anything to a women with black eyes, she obviously didnt listen the first two times. (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: I wouldnt say sesnsitive, but I've only punched her in the face 3 times in 7 years and one of those was an accident. (Imm) Elusive Ayla: nice, nice (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: That's kinda sensitive. (Imm) Absolut Citron: How many times has she punched you? (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: Just two hours ago she was following me around borders book store punching me and giggling and wondering why she was getting 'looks' from people. (Imm) Elusive Ayla: i was not!! (Imm) *Yay!* Go Elusive Ayla!!! Absolut Citron cheers her on. (Imm) Elusive Ayla grins evilly. (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: Liar. (Imm) Elusive Ayla: don't forget that i was also poking you with a toothpick =) (Imm) Ochai Pudge: greaty, she thinks lasher is an hors duereve. (Imm) Leaf: hrm is their a computer in the kitchen:P (Imm) Whisper: would make it easier...mudding and cooking = burining (Imm) Sensitive Lasher: Nod, but it can only access recipe sites. (Imm) Elusive Ayla rapidly nods twice at Whisper, in complete agreement. (Imm): Elusive Ayla pokes lasher with a toothpick [Newbie] (Helper) Vinatia: jaenelle is a mprog [Newbie] (5) Tryyourbest: OK, i try (Imm) Teufelchen Euphonix: Warning: newbie imm discovers immonly socials. (Friend) Birdbrain Metria: 'I'm not elitist. If I seem that way, it's a coincidence brought about by the fact that everyone else is a fucking moron' (Friend): Fallen Wolfe coughs. "Welcome to hell. Have we any boybands here? Okay, if you could form a queue over /there/. Yes, next to that small guillotine..." (Friend) Fallen Wolfe: 'Windjammer: You're doing a fine job. Without your spouse channel, the whole MUD would be suffering noise pollution. You're an environmentalist!' 20 Mar 23:56 - Osiris tells you 'you're very good at avoiding questions ;)' (Friend) Father Niccoli: 'You're psycho, but in an adorable way' [Newbie] (210) Valkur: just use barter and say gold to people to join your flist [Newbie] (210) Valkur: well i can make gold out of thin air so its always been the easiest way for me :P [HELPER] Citron: *grumble* We are not mprogs, we're bots! (Friend) Clueless Cerevail: 'getting married just for aard is so v1.' (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: Well that was different. (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: I got an email from someone asking me to code for his mud. (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: No, I get to be an imm :) (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: When I told him I'm too busy with me own, his next email said "Hrm, well I guess it would be ok if you just sent me the code you have." Valkur gossips 'i am so immortal, watch me stab myself with this pen...' the head of Jaenelle gossips 'Have you seen Jaenelle somewhere? I'm afraid she kinda lost her head or so ..' Hawt Chix0r gossips 'We love Belmont!' [HELPER]: Hawt Chix0r Bimbo has been nochannelled by an immortal. (Gossip) the head of Jaenelle flails its head up and down...you can see the blonde roots. the head of Jaenelle gossips 'I'm lost! Or rather, Jaenelle lost me!' You gossip 'my mom always said I would lost my head if it wasn't attached...' [HELPER] Belmont: haha, one interesting tidbid about jaenelle's head is that it's got an int of 15. [HELPER] Valkur: newbies and aggressive mobs are like moths and flames [HELPER]: Going deaf again for a bit. :) I am not really in the mood to answer newbie questions via tell today. *wince* 06 Apr 18:39 - Belmont tells you 'how u get 2 mud skool?' the corpse of Kinson is in Main WOLF Administration in area Immortal Homes (Friend) Vladia: 'I mean, do you realize how hard it is to concentrate on sucking when somebody's tongue is doing wonderful things to you down under?' (Friend) Kit'sSlave Wolfe: 'What're those things called like emotes, but your name can go anywhere? Yes, this is an Ex-Imm asking. Ha ha ha. Now just bloody tell me ;P' 14 Apr 22:12 - YesImAnAlt tells you 'but no one knows i'm an alt...i hope' You receive Some Common Sense from Kinson. 12/02/01 9:01 pm, renamed from LadyEliza to Jaenelle The system time is Wed Apr 17 23:57:10 2002 <---- Hit sh third time. :) [Newbie] [Q] (1) Rift: Reason 1, why Aardwolf is Great: Dwarven Nanny's have 'juicy steak' in their inventory. (Friend) Mt. Craigath: ' (Magical) (Glowing) (Humming) A 'kick me' sign' (Imm): Exemplor! Euphonix melts in Vladia's hands. (Imm) Exemplor! Euphonix: Nothing like a mischannel to start the day. (Imm) Temptress Vladia: Nothing /softens/ in my hands. Questor gossips 'I hate you all! No more qp for you!' Questor gossips 'You guys dont respect me' INFO: The spirits welcome Everybody who has drowned. [Newbie] (1) Silk: lol :P I call lvling : Evil time comsuming addictive sport (Friend) Kit'sSlave Wolfe: 'My favorite Imm app was "I know I've been nuked in the past, but I'll forgive you if you make me an Imm."' Last global restore before Wolfe flies out. America, your days are numbered. ;) INFO: All please welcome Cerealkiller, Aardwolf's newest adventurer! Arist quotes 'all control of the world should be given to the imms of aardwolf... well, maybe valkur shouldn't be given access to nukes' Kit'sSlave Wolfe gossips 'Cybering with mobs on channels is SO low class.' Temptress Vladia gossips 'Yes, much better to cyber with mobs in the privacy of your own manor.' [Newbie] [Q] (Helper) Gristich: Icey, how many times do we have to tell you...stick your DICK in his ass, not your head! (Imm) V2.1 Lasher: Who'd have ever thought Arlinn would be nuked before you? (Imm) Bremen: I would've thought so, arlinn was much more unnice than I was! (Imm) Euphonix: Reminds me of the farm boy who spread his wild oats on Saturday and prayed for crop failure on Sunday. o-}HooK{-o Stanky Sorael pats a dust devil called SoraelRimsoSpy on its head. <*><|Crimson|><*> (Bonkable) Pyramus humps a dust devil called Pyramus'sHookSpy's leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!! [Ba'al] Goodlookin Ancilar : chary puts the "oral" in "morals" <Rhabdo> Highpriest Charybdis : siris, repeat after me, I am one with my mind, and jaenelle is just a bad acid trip.. I am one with my mind and jaenelle is just a bad acid trip The system time is Sat Jun 1 23:34:07 2002 (Friend) Nympho Nnod: 'you are a status symbol to pk jaenelle' 02 Jun 04:29 - Good Witch Blackfell tells you 'I should lock you up just to save the mud from you :)' A weasel sneaks through your stuff and steals your KFC barbeque chicken sandwich! (Imm) Spanky Jardin: next time i'm gonna rig my food with c4 and blow that weasel into little weasel chunks The system time is Fri Aug 2 11:17:54 2002 .:|Wolf|:. Valkur : sometimes i wonder how many of you are playing from mental hospitals -=*)Dragon(*=- Roasted Ryoga : Wield pencil;backstab boss? :P (Imm) Valkur: opps, detier is not the right command, that takes a tier away Incinerator bot grins evilly at Spook the vampiric black cat. You tell your friends: 'Incinerator bot grins evilly at Spook the vampiric black cat. uh oh...' (Friend): Temptress Vladia goes, "Heh." Incinerator bot barks at Spook the vampiric black cat scaring him senseless. (Friend): You bravely impose yourself between Spook the vampiric black cat and the danger that confronts him.You tell your friends: 'Incinerator bot barks at Spook the vampiric black cat scaring him senseless. Bad bot bad! *glares*' (Friend) Temptress Vladia: 'Kin...' You tell your friends: 'Vlady! Make the bot be nice to spook!' (Friend) Kinson: 'yes? :)' (Friend) Good Witch Blackfell: 'who'se spook?' You tell your friends: 'Incinerator bot pets Spook the vampiric black cat. There we go. :)' Someone slays Spook the vampiric black cat in cold blood! Spook the vampiric black cat spills his guts all over the floor. You stop following Spook the vampiric black cat. (Friend) Temptress Vladia: 'My pet cat.' You ack! (Friend) Temptress Vladia: 'ACK!' You tell your friends: 'ACK!' Lasher enters amidst a thundering chaotic, erm, well not much of anything really. Antisocial Lasher slays incinerator bot in cold blood! (Friend) Kinson: 'My pet Incinerator Bot.' Incinerator bot's heart is torn from its chest. Antisocial Lasher sacrifices the corpse of incinerator bot to Ivar. Lasher leaves to work on a better exit message for himself. You tell your friends: 'yea! Bot died!' (Friend) Bleahy: 'bot died jae??' (Friend) Temptress Vladia: ''Someone slays Spook the vampiric black cat in cold blood!' The one in my office...' Kinson flies in. Kinson leers 'spook died too ;)' Shut Up, Talia gasps in astonishment. Shut Up, Talia asks 'can i have that heart?' Shut Up, Talia gets the heart of incinerator bot. You exclaim 'Bring spook back!' (Friend): You peer intently at the heart of incinerator bot. You tell your friends: 'Spook come back soon?' You tell your friends: 'Did spook go on vacation?' (Friend) Temptress Vladia: 'I'm afraid to at this point, Jailbait. :)' (Friend) Kinson: 'permanently.' (Friend) Shut Up, Talia: 'poor little spook.' You tell your friends: 'Spook was my idol! *sob*' (Friend) Kinson: 'You idolize some cat who wanders around all day long?' (Friend): You flail your head up and down in blonde agreeability. (Friend) Kinson: 'That explains a lot ;)' (Friend): I wuv yoo, Spook the vampiric black cat. You now follow Spook the vampiric black cat. Father Fand gossips 'and in the news today, Grisha was found pegged to the ground in the park naked, upon his body was spraypainted "another dum dum" more news as it follows' (Friend): Oh Lord, Geryon woos! I didn't have to backspace to replace Jailbait with Jaenelle like I always do when trying to use a social on Jailbait. :P WolfeBride Kittenbane quotes '(Friend) Baktosh: 'I, like, hard quests and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a qmob walks in with a big ol' angry aura and a vorpal in your face you go "WHEE!" :O'' -|Dominion|- Tanthalas : harder damit .:|Wolf|:. Elf Bait Belmont : beer contains female hormones though. .:|Wolf|:. Elf Bait Belmont : old joke, ok, but .. if you had too many, you start talking nonsens, and you can't drive anymore too .:|Wolf|:. Temptress Vladia : I'm gonna tell the elf you said that... :) (Friend) SisterMary Shala: 'damn you people with names A before E, i can never type baem (Beam) anymore' (Imm) Antisocial Lasher: oi, make me a fucking coffee and quit talking to me on the mud when ur sat 3 feet away. INFO: Noobie is an experienced Aardwolf player. You tell your friends: 'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. :)' (Friend): Kinson slaps a pair of disembodied hands. (Friend): Kinson enthusiastically high-five's a pair of disembodied hands! (Friend): Kinson shakes a pair of disembodied hands's hand. You tell your friends: 'You made my quote file. ;)' (Friend) Kinson: 'Uh oh.' (Friend) Kinson: 'I take it back. I take it /all/ back.' (Imm) Bitchy Zendalonii: I picked up phone at work and said "replay" (Imm) Bitchy Zendalonii: I once told the government inspector to fido me the specs on the job INFO: The Demons gloat as Ivar joins the Temple and offers up their Soul. (Friend) Cerevail: 'INFO: The Demons breathe a sigh of relief as Ivar returns to reality,' 15 Aug 18:39 - Elf Bait Belmont tells you 'we get to finger you before turning in quotes?? wow. but no, you won't get wolf chan quotes from me ;)' 15 Aug 20:39 - Vincent Vega tells you 'Mael questions 'i have killed several male borg...but no balls....what gives?'' Ivar Curses: 'If I posted a letter to "Stupid bitch! USA", it would end up in Krystals mailbox!' 16 Aug 00:30 - Starling tells you '(Friend) LadyEliza: 'damn it! stupid mother fucking bitches....*mutters evilly*'' (Friend) Virgin Shala: 'Jaen:yay no quotes from me' o-}HooK{-o The Jerk Martin : yes! touch me there, bardwell! the goat and me at the same time!! {IMPERIUM} §ati§ Faction : hmm that poor goat has animal rights heard of this yet? \|/Druids\|/ Nihilist Dilligaf : if they are at sea, the rights are moot. o-}HooK{-o The Jerk Martin : Don't worry...we're still givin the goats his rights. And his lefts. And right up the middle/ .:|Wolf|:. Absolut Citron : It's interesting to see that Chico, the Beastly Fido, is a warhorse... .:|Wolf|:. Absolut Citron : Does he dress in drag too? Zaxell quotes 'I had a typical high school romance. I was a cheer leader, and he... was a faculty member' [ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Durin and Vladia are married! ] ] ] --Daoine-',{@ RealVirgin Shala : No big imm wedding? .:|Wolf|:. Temptress Vladia : Wedding? They didn't even tell /me/ about it! (Friend) Tainted WindJammer: 'You have sent a whip to Durin at a cost of 25 gold.' (Friend) Setra: 'bad pun marries super evil, eep' (Friend) Kit's Meow Wolfe: 'I still have an Englishman's heart.' (Friend) Kit's Meow Wolfe: 'I'll have a hell of a job getting the jar through customs.' Torasin (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'How could you possibly get French and German mixed up? :P' Morinon (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'That's like mixing up French Vanilla and Dutch Chocolate.' [HELPER] Sugar: ok I'll keep fingering my self *blush La'quv Siris quotes 'Magic pulses through a bottle of viagra, enhancing its power.' http://www.gotlaughs.com/humor/mansong2.shtml (Friend) Shut Up, Talia: 'people are bad news. Im going to run off and live with the squirrels' (Friend) Shut Up, Talia: 'hedgehogs would hurt' (Friend) FuzzyWuzzy Wolfbane: 'It was fine until I was attacked by busty 18 year old girlscouts and their pets, a group of penis eating ponies.' (Imm) Antisocial Lasher: Could make it so that you have to exit the bottom of the 9 hells to an even worse place to get to it, and call it Manchester England. 20 Aug 21:30 - Absolut Citron tells you 'Do I get to send you excessive glitter this year for xmas? *inn*' (Friend) Sinsual Seryna: 'Everyone should have a Kinson to abuse.' .:|Wolf|:. Valkur : citron your not going to dress them up in little outfits are you? .:|Wolf|:. Absolut Citron : Nods, I have a demonlord outfit ready! --Daoine-',{@ NudeBlonde Shala : if you shake Jaen's head it rattles .oOo.*Romani*.oOo. Arist : I heard it was leased to a family of dust bunnies. .:|Wolf|:. Euphonix snoops Jaenelle to see who is on her flist and should be nuked. .:|Wolf|:. Euphonix : Heh, who needs [ MOTOR MOUTH ] more, Shala or Jaenelle? ~-/Pyre\-~ Kit's Meow Wolfe : The doctor said I was a paranoid schitzophrenic. Well, he didn't actually say it, but we could tell he was thinking it. --Daoine-',{@ Collared Shala : Terril's wearin Citty's dress already? (Imm) Defiant Durgan: thank god for remort check, no way was i gonna tell an imm help, I can't move, and I'm in handcuffs.. [05 Sep 17:55:31] CLANINFO: Whisper is no longer a member of The Wolf Administration. (Friend) Aedessi: 'Get your very own Jaenelle, comes equipped with her very own cute lil Roommate Blasting High-Powered Sniper Rifle (TM)' (Friend) Witchbane WindJammer: 'She confuses me sometimes, but Jaenelle's always right, unless she says otherwise.' DUEL: WindJammer ( T0,R4,L27 / 172 ) has defeated Jaenelle ( T0,R4,L93 / 491 ).\ An immortal just sent you a tell. 03 Nov 19:45 - An immortal tells you 'have to divorce you, will become clear shortly.' You tell Drill Sgt Lasher '*nods*' Spouse: You whimper sadly. *someone smiles at you. WindJammer: Hugs INFO: New note on board Personal from Lasher Subj: Retrieved quest/trivia items. INFO: New note on board Personal from Lasher Subj: Retrieved quest/trivia items. CLANINFO: The pikie WindJammer is cast out of the caravan to live among the gadje. CLANINFO: WindJammer is no longer a member of The Outcast Clan of Shame. CLANINFO: WindJammer has joined The Wolf Administration. (Friend) Witchbane WindJammer: 'I can't stop shaking. I'm turning into Vlad :)' WindJammer's Baby-Crib (G) Here sits lil baby WindJammer. Be sure and tickle his lil feet, but be careful for he may spitup! [Exits: none] Does this mean I'm a cradle robber? - Jaenelle, Sun Nov 3 21:48:34 2002. NekoHiryuu Yoshi barters: Just put some nude fold-outs on the clan walls, cover them in super-glue and voila, raider fly-paper. (Friend) Fuck you Lasher: 'now I can't talk on any channels or go vis' (Friend) Slith Lasher: 'eh?' CLANINFO: Euphonix decided it was more fun to bitch about the imms than to be one! 20 Dec 15:33:08 \|/Druids\|/ Yavanna : fuck you all (Friend) Clueless Cerevail: '(Friend) Clueless Cerevail: 'I think LOTR beats a night of sex though.. :P'' (Friend) Clueless Cerevail: 'how drunk was I when i said that?' (Friend): Serebro considers nasty methods of making hubby pay for being such an ass until she hits on the one that will always get him. She's going shopping tomorrow with his credit cards. (birthday restores) Everybody send Jaenelle a hug for her birthday! Don't worry, she won't hit ya with that cane... Happy Birthday Jaenelle /Cerevail Everybody type 'spank jaenelle' and give Jaeny her birthday whuppins! Happy Birthday, Jaeny... 2 more years, and you can get good and wasted with me! :) - a Gerytender (Friend) Kit's Meow Wolfe: 'You flip out? Y'mean, as opposed to the normally sane and rational Jaenelle we all know and love?' (Imm) Rhodenium Terrill: good thing I'm not addicted. I've only played for over 5 years and have 17k hours on this char...uhh... (Friend): NinjaSanta Ford just realised how happy he is he doesn't have Jaenelle on spouse :P [Newbie] (3) LeFay: help preserve wildlife pickle a squirrel today. (Friend) NinjaSanta Ford: 'the key to a happy marriage is a spouse with keepall :P' (Friend) Sinsual Seryna: 'Lick the glistening vagina you bitch!' (Friend) Dark Lady Vladia: 'Wolfie: I'm the type who, when I get a popup saying "There may be pornography on your computer!", doublechecks to make sure it's still there.' DUEL: Jaenelle ( T0,R3,L90 / 478 ) has defeated Jaenelle ( T0,R3,L90 / 478 ). <*><|Crimson|><*> Good Pyramus : Im all by myself, la la la la.... la la l a la:p DUEL: Jaenelle ( T0,R4,L93 / 491 ) has defeated Jaenelle ( T0,R4,L93 / 491 ). www.birdbrained.org/jaenelle/maps.html My map page. Getting larger every time I get bored enough to add another map. Every area there has all the stats for the equiment in that area as well. 71 areas mapped so far!